Pink Ninja

This is the website of the Pink Ninja

Historically, the ninja was a covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan who specialised in unorthodox warfare. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, and open combat in certain situations.

Superhuman or supernatural powers were often associated with the ninja. Some legends include flight, invisibility, shape-shifting, the ability to "split" into multiple bodies, and the summoning of animals. Early drawings of ninja were shown to be dressed in black in order to portray a sense of invisibility.

More recently, rumours are spoken of a Pink Ninja, seen (even though ninjas are never seen) stalking around Waterloo, Ontario, possibly wielding a glowing weapon of some sort.

Beware the Pink Ninja!

She strikes when you least expect it, pokes you, then vanishes into the night with a spine-chilling squeaky giggle.

When she's not busy being invisible and yet pink, the Pink Ninja allegedly practices other martial arts, plays a mean violin, knits at lightning speed, builds hot air balloons, collects silver blades, and is a fan of time-travel. Rumours that she associates with Pink Fluffy Unicorns are unconfirmed.

Contacting the Pink Ninja

You cannot contact The Pink Ninja.

Ninjas are invisible, and only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja, so how could you contact one?!? If she needs to, the Pink Ninja will contact you!

Pictures of The Pink Ninja

Pictures of the invisible Pink Ninja are rare and elusive, however here are some pictures of what the Pink Ninja might look like whilst making secret Floating Flag Hot Air Balloons - assumed to be a secret weapon of some sort:

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